I can't stand to see a grown man cry!

A man was standing at a bar, just staring at his drink. He stayed there motionless for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver walked up to him, grabbed the drink away from the man, and drank it all down in one gulp. The poor man started crying. The truck driver said, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I can't stand to see a grown man cry." "No, I don't want another drink. This day is the worst of my life. First, I overlept and got to my office after 10. My boss was outraged and fired me. When I left the building and went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen. The police said that they can't do anything about it. I got a cab to return home, and when I got out, I suddenly remembered that I left my wallet and credit cards on the seat, but the cab driver drove away quickly. Then I went home, and when I got there, I found a note saying that my wife left me for good! I couldn't stand staying at home by myself, so I came to this bar. And now, just when I was thinking about putting an end to my miserable life, you show up and drink my poison."

Super Granny!

An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice, "I have a gun and I know how to use it!

Get out of the car you scumbags!"

The four men didn't wait for a second invitation but got out and ran like mad, whereupon the lady, somewhat shaken, proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat.

She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried and then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police station.

The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale white males were reporting a car jacking by a mad elderly woman described as white, less than 5' tall, glasses, and curly white hair carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed.

(True story!)

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Enriching Thoughts !  

افکار نیرو بخش                                                  

The most destructive habit .................Worry

مخرب ترین عادت ............. .نگرانی                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         
The greatest joy ...........................Giving

بزرگترین لذت ................. بخشش                                                                                                                                    
The greatest loss ..........................Loss of self-respect

بزرگترین فقدان .............. فقدان اعتماد به نفس                                                                             
The most satisfying work ...................Helping others

رضایت بخش ترین کار.............. کمک به دیگران                                                                     
The ugliest personality trait...............Selfishness

زشت ترین ویژگی شخصیت......خود خواهی                                          
Our greatest natural resource...............Our youth

بزرگترین مایه طبیعی انسان ........ جوانی                                               
The greatest "shot in the arm"..............Encouragement

بزرگترین دلگرمی ................. تشویق                                                                                 
The greatest problem to overcome......... Fear

بزرگترین مشکلی که باید بر آن غلبه کرد................ ترس                                            
The most effective sleeping pill............Peace of mind

موثرترین داروی خواب آور................ آرامش فکر                                                           
The most powerful force in life ............Love

قویترین نیرو در زندگی........... عشق                                                       
The most dangerous pariah ..................A gossiper

خطرناکترین مردمان.............. شایعه پراکنان                                                                                  
The world most incredible computer........ The brain

عجیب ترین کامپیوتر دنیا......... مغز                                                                                                         
The worst thing to be without ............. Hope

بدترین فقر ..........یاس                                                                                                                                           
The deadliest weapon ...................... The tongue

مهلک ترین سلاح .................... زبان                                                                                                        
The two most power-filled words ........... "I Can"

پر قدرت ترین جمله ............... من می توانم                                                                                            
The greatest asset ........................ Faith

بزرگ ترین سرمایه............. ایمان                                                        
The most worthless emotion ................ Self-pity

بی ارزش ترین احساس .............. ترحم به خود                                                                                
The most beautiful attire ................. SMILE!

زیباترین آرایش ................ لبخند                                                                                
The most prized possession ................ Self esteem

با ارزش ترین ثروت ............... عزت نفس                                                                                              
The most powerful channel of communication ...Prayer

قوی ترین کانال ارتباطی ................ عبادت                                                                    
The most contagious spirit .................. Enthusiasm

مسری ترین روحیه ................اشتیاق                                                                         

"To the world, you may be one person; but to one person, you may be the world."

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                                               ? Can you find the seven horses in this picture